Bacon flavored everything

Bacon flavored condoms and bacon flavored mouthwash... PERFECT MATCH!
First the ladies can... umm... use their mouth for some bacon tasting... and then use bacon mouth wash to clean it! win win and win.
MMMMmmmmmm Bacon....

Bacon makes everything better

Bacon makes anything more wonderful by 265%, right? Well...I do love my bacon and my coffee but I am not sure how my stomach will like it.

(YES! They DO exist as an item on the menu from Moore's Coffee in Seattle.)